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What brand of moustache wax
are you

using at present?

No wax at the moment as I can’t
find any

Clubman’s. I could probably
find it online but

there seems to be something not
quite right

about buying moustache wax off
a computer.

You should track it down from
some obscure

chemist. I used to go to a
chemist off Jermyn

Street where they used to sell
it but it closed.

Do they still make it?

Yeah, they’ve been going since
1810 and

they’re still going strong. The
chemist used to

have a neutral coloured one
which was what

I used. They used to have a
whole selection

to match every hair colour you
could imagine.

I’ve tried other brands but
it’s just not the

same. Nowadays I rely on coffee
froth and

food detritus to get the
necessary stiffness.

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